idealinchimeras:

Olympic snowboarder: repeatedly lands amazing death-defying tricks after a lifetime of dedication perfecting their bodies and performance, but catches the lip and goes down

Me, lying on my couch eating mac n cheese and chocolate cake: come ON

rantspoliticsandshitposts:

The Winter Olympics. Or as I like to call them, the sliding games. Featuring:

-sliding on two sticks

-sliding on one stick

-sliding on blades

-sliding on blades but really fast

-sliding on blades but with a partner and fancy costumes

-sliding downhill

-sliding in a sled alone

-sliding in a sled with a buddy

-sliding face first in a sled

-sliding up ramps

-sliding as far as you can

-sliding with tricks

-sliding with guns

-sliding rocks

minuty:

“It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.”

— J.K. Rowling
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